Daily Dose Of Quotes and One Liners, March 17

Silence quote…

NOT me…

Political Groan….

Good advice..

I agree!

‘Back in the day when you couldn’t hide behind a computer screen…

Has anyone else noticed how gorgeous mirrors are? No?

Conspiracy Theorist!

Them: “Show me proof!”

Me: Provides proof…

Them:

The Best Way To Be….

I went for a COVID test and…..

“Farting Under The Covers….

Meanwhile At McDonald’s….

‘I could tell that they were Elephant Poachers straight…..

‘I woke up in hospital after an……

Daily Funny Dump, Feb 04 – They can be Corny, Rude and non PC!

Nope!

The last 10 seconds of his life….

Why women make better models for products…

Groan Time….

Clever Humor…..

Our days are numbered guys!

‘Happiness come from……

Bucket List, Item 107…

Breaking News, Ancient skull found on…..

‘Going to bed early, not……

“Irony”

‘Try to remember, the greener grass…..

Them: What inspires you to get out of….

#Quote of the day…

OMG! Scared Ice cream!

The worst photographer EVER!

SAD News….

“Now, is there anything you have not paid for yet?”……..”Arrh, NOPE!”

A politician vs. a prostitute….

You Too?

So I met this busker with a didgeridoo playing….

I hired a Russian Chauffeur….

2 ways to look at life….

Health Tip….

Anti-Vaxxers be like…..