Things….
Category: One Liners
‘Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…
‘Bedgasm’…. yes, yes…. YES!
The wife told me over breakfast….
‘My wife has left me a note….
It’s not the governments job to….
‘I woke up in hospital after an……
Bucket List, Item 107…
The man who invented autocorrect should….
So I met this busker with a didgeridoo playing….
I hired a Russian Chauffeur….
“No, I didn’t lose my mind, it got….
Can’t believe some people…..
Finally…..
‘I’m late for works because…..
The First Rule Of African Tribe Fight Club is….
Me in a hurry vs. the printer
‘I’ve learned so much from….
‘As I was getting into bed, she said…
‘The highest form of ignorance is when….
My neighbours had a Viagra party last night…..
‘When I told the genie that I wished for a…..
‘I’ve learned so much from…..
“The problem is people are being hated when….
Bank of DAD…
I always arrive late at….
When you get a call from an unknown number….
Funny how attractive women….
‘Do something today that your….
“I prefer dangerous freedom over….
“Choose to be optimistic, it…..
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